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April 24, 2007
Ponder
Don't know why I'm posting this... really don't...
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole Box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze These dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to think that an oyster must taste good?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they have Braille and picture menus in the drive through?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
What happened to the people that tested preparation A thru G ?
I don't know why I took the nearly two minutes it took to format that and put it on here... this is like the most useless post ever... for me anyway...
Posted by Addison on April 24, 2007 03:30 PM
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I argee. Pretty pointless. It reminds me of the forward emails I used to get... that is, before I told people I would mark them as spam if they kept sending me them... sorry.
Posted by: Matt at April 24, 2007 04:38 PM
Haha...I only read a few of these, but they're pretty funny! It's okay to post pointless things...I do it all the time! It makes life interesting.
Posted by: Nina at April 24, 2007 08:26 PM
Actually, it is a forward e-mail matt. He beat me to posting it.
Posted by: Harrison at April 25, 2007 08:32 AM
Ah the Dark Lord of the internet strikes again. Sorry for you Harrison.
Posted by: Addison at April 25, 2007 10:28 AM
so... if you are the dark lord, that makes me the wise and good lord, doesn't it?
And I still get more hits... regardless of their worth
Posted by: Harrison at April 25, 2007 04:48 PM
Only because your posts are more controversial and you love to argue. ;P AND you post a lot. Some people are too busy. *pokes*
Posted by: munchkin at April 25, 2007 09:41 PM
